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Local woman admits she hasn’t felt a rush since Mathletics in 2010

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Research finds leading cause of road rage is that little fkn windscreen triangle that wipers don’t reach

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Non-office worker with no personality uploads story with the caption “Today’s office”

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Love languages officially updated to include reformer pilates

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Local woman pretends to be busy while random tradie is in her home

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Local comedic genius uncovered after naming Trivia team “Quiz in my pants”

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Millennial woman goes entire pregnancy without using the term “earthside” on social media

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Most toxic person you know fooling no one by putting '“be kind” as their Instagram bio

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Scientific research shows correlation between being in the yellow house at school and being a massive fuckwit

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Praise for local woman, 31, who finally threw out old iPhone boxes

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Woman in her twenties selects yes to unpaid voluntary work in census after organising hens party

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Local woman confirms someone she went to school with 15 years ago got boob job in August 2019 based on social media stalk

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Man, 35, admits he doesn’t actually give a fuck what breed your dog is after obligatory question at park

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Local woman puts down emotional support water bottle as emergency contact

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Bride’s childhood best friend furious after Bride calls Groom “best friend” in wedding vows

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